The Drunk Returns

*The camera fades from black to show Tory backstage awaiting someone
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Tory: I am suppose to be interview a past superstar of BTWE and newest member but i don't think he is even here.

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*Crashing is heard from around the corner

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Tory: What was that?

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*A Man falls from around the corner and crawls up to Tory

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??: Hey Baby! Can ya give a legend a hand here?

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*Tory looks confused at the man

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Tory: Who are you?

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*The Man pulls himself up only to stumble into the wall

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??: What? You dont know who i am? I feel uhh what the word? Give me a minute it will come to me hmmm Insulted thats the word.

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Tory: Am i suppose to?

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Shadow: I am the Legend that is known as Shadow Callahan.

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Tory: Oh i remember you. So your the new member?

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Shadow: DING DING DING!! We have a winner. And he is your prize.

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*Shadow hands Tory a beer

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Tory: I'm not suppose to drink during work

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Shadow: Who said it was for you? I handed it to you to open it. I'm thirsty, hurry it up, chop chop

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*Tory opens it and hands it to Shadow

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Shadow: Thanks! i need more of these to fuel my system and give me SUPER POWERS!!!

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Tory: If i remember correctly, You Lost the silver thorn title because you passes out before you got to the win.

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Shadow: I was uhhh Narcoleptic back then. Yeah thats my excuse and i'm sticking to it.

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*Shadow Drinks the beer

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Shadow: Ahh smooth. Now about my return to WTE...

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Tory: Ya mean BTWE.

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Shadow: Thats what i said. You should go get you hearing checked babe. Anyway im just going to continue where i left off in the old RTE, kick ass and taking names, drinking beer and killing time.

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Tory: Again it's BTWE. I think you have drunk a little too much.

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*Shadow looks angrily at Tory

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Shadow: If you correct me one more time i will not be held responsible for my actions. Alcohol fuels my system it makes me feel good. And i will leave you with this quote and remember it, When your Drunk, You have No fear!

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*Shadow Turns around and walks into a wall

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Shadow: What the..? Who put this wall here?

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*Shadow walks away as the camer shows Tory laughing

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Tory: That was interesting.

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*The Camera fades to black