Justin Clause is coming to town...

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~The fans going wild as sleighbells can be heard across the arena, fake snow begins to fall over the fans and "Santa Clause is coming to town" begins to play, the aisle curtains parting and a man in a reindeer outfit who looks vaguely like GM Red Dragon comes through the aisle curtains in a harness dragging a sleigh the fans erupting with applause and laughter as the Gold Thorn champion Justin Capable lounges on the sleigh, dressed as Santa Clause, wearing a huge white beard and resting his head on a huge red sack, he yells something at 'Red Dragon' and the phony GM dragging the sleigh faster towards the ring, Justin grabbing a chair from ringside and sliding it into the ring before dumping the sack over the top rope, he grabs a microphone before rolling in, he sets up the chair and sits down.~
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"Ho ho ho children!!"
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~The BTWE fans chanting for Justin as he grins broadly.~
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"Thats right kids it's christmas time, later on tonight you'll get the proceless gift of a Justin Capale title defence and right now you get to see some of your favourite BEAT stars get their presents and tell Justin Clause if they've been good boys this year!"
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~The fans soaking it up as the snow continues to fall.~
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"First id like to introduce a man you're all very familiar with, I wont invite him into the ring as he's eaten a fair few carrots and is liable to poop, ladies and Gentlemen Rudolf the Red 'Nosed' Dragon!!"
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~Justin gesturing to ringside at the Red Dragon imposter who is hitched to the sleigh, the imposter waving cheerily but dropping like he's been shot as Justin throws him a carrot that hits him straight in the eye.~
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"Oops, errr and now id like to introduce to you to my first guest, ladies and Gentlefloops, White Rhino!!"
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~A skinny man wearing a paper mache horn on his head comes racing through the aisle curtains, the fans erupting omce again but Justin continuing as Rhino mock rams the railings as he heads towards the ring.~
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"And my second guest, Silver Thorn champion - the lack of Cash Conners!!"
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~A drunken hobo heads through the aisle, flies are circling his head and the fans in the front few rows hold their noses dramatically as he weaves from side to side making an unsteady beeline towards the ring.~
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"Welcome children, welcome to Justins grotto..."
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~Rhino and Cash entering the ring, Justin patting his knee and Rhino sits on it as Cash staggers to the ropes and vomits.~
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"Ewww we may need a cleaner out here.... Hey there Rhino my boy have you been good this year?"
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~Rhino pretending to charge Justin Clause but then sitting on his knee with a smile.~
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"I've actually been a bad boy this year and..."
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~Justin looking shocked.~
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"You've been bad? Then young man you will have to earn forgiveness before you get your gift, go and join Rudolf down there and you can help pull my sleigh, now let's hope somebody has been a good boy and earns a present today!!"
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~Rhino looking upset as he gets up and leaves the ring to join Rudolf the Red nosed Dragon, lack of cash Conners is wiping vomit from his flea ridden jumper as Justin gestures him over, Conners staggers towards Justin who sudenly looks wary, Conners turning and going to sit as Justin races up and removes the chair, Conners hitting the deck hard and banging the back of his head on the sleigh before puking once again, Justin calling to rudolf and rhino.~
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"Kids please remove this thing, I really couldnt risk vomit on my beard as I have one more guest who im certain has been a good boy! Ladies and Gentlemen, the son of Rudolf - Red Nosed Dragon Juniioorrr!!"
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~Justin gesturing towards the aisle curtain with a flourish.You hear Red Dragon Jr's song play as the fans boo him, Justin stands in the ring waiting. Jr with a look of disgust on his face. He walks down with a mic in hand, just shaking his head. He flips off the fans who are screaming on the barrier as he rolls into the ring. Justin smiles and raises his mic.~
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"Ho ho ho, look who we have here!"
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~Red Dragon Jr with a glare another shake of the head as he raises his microphone.~
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"What the hell is wrong with all of you people? This Christmas shit is boring! There is nothing good about it! One day of the year you get gifts... If you're good or bad! You want to know why I'm out here and why I agreed to this?"
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~Justin nodding and responding.~
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"No, No - dont speak, we all know why! You want a gift from good ol' Santa Clause and more than likely you want to sit yourself on my knee!"
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~Justin with a wink and the fans loving it as Jr looks ready to smack Justin who is smiling as ever as Dragon responds.~
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"No, because Santa never gave me anything I wanted! They say you've got to be good huh? He watches you when you're awake and sleep? What the hell is he? A stalker?! No, you see, I'm here to see the REAL Santa! Not some fool dressed up as him! I want to knock his block off! If you wanted to give me a gift I would demand you to be fired! you see, you're just some fool trying to get laughs out of these chumps! Let me say ONE thing about Santa.....
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He is NOT Re ---"
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~Justin Clause quickly cutting him off as he shouts.~
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"Whoah there Tiger!! It's not father Christmas's fault that you were always a naughty boy, seriously son, igniting your own bottom burps and trying to ignite butterflies in the process isnt considered good behaviour, wiping you own butt mud on your mothers pillow and urinating in your dogs water bowl also doesnt quite cut it - I mean seriously brother - Ewwww..."
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~RDJ going red in the face and looking ready to blow up.~
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"Oooh so thats why they call you Red Dragon? Well there's no need to blush, now come sit on my knee, I have a present for you!"
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~RDJ not moving, but clearly trying to calm himself with some long slow breaths as Justin Clause begins to root around in his big red sack. First he pulls out an inflatable sheep, he throws it towards RDJ.~
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"Here, I here you have trouble with the women, this will keep you warm over Crimbo!"
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~RDJ looks beside himself with rage as Justin reaches in again, this time he pulls his arm free clutching a packet of viagra.~
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"And this will help you to keep your lamby friend saisfied..."
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~Justin reaching into the sack again as RDJ loses the plot and charges, Justin standing up quickly and swinging a huge bright blue plastic penis into RDJ's face knocking him straight down, Justin dropping it onto his chest and bowing to the fans.~
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"Well kids, looks like a good time for me to get the hell out of here, but before I do i'd just like to say Merry Christmas to all of you, I hope you all get everything you desire, Red Dragon Jnr sure as hell did!!!"
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~Justin grabbing his sack and rolling from the ring, he leaves lack of cash conners and RDJ laying down and out with an inflatable sheep, a plastic penis and a box of viagra, Justin smiling at them before jumping onto his sleigh, White Rhino and Rudolf dragging him down the aisle as he grabs assorted sweets from his sack and throws them into the crowd, the sleigh halts once at the op of the entrance ramp and Justin Clause waves one more time before making his exit.~
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You hear Red Dragon Jr's song play as the fans boo him, with Justin Clause stands in the ring waiting. Jr with a look of disgust on his face. He walks down wit ha mic in hand, just shaking his head. He flips off the fans who are screaming on the barrier as he rolls into the ring.
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Justin Clause: Ho ho ho, look who we have here.
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Red Dragon Jr with a glare stands back.
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Jr: What the hell is wrong with all you people? This Christmas shit is boring! There is nothing good about it! One day of the year you get gifts... If you're good or bad! You want to know why I'm out here and why I agreed to this?
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Justin Clause: Well of course, we all know why! You want a gift from good ol' Santa Clause!
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Jr looks to want to smack Justin who is smiling with the fans who are cracking up.
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Jr: No, because Santa never gave me anything I wanted! They say you got to be good huh? He watches you when you're awake and sleep? What the hell is he? A stalker?! No, you see, I'm here to see the REAL Santa! Not some fool dressed up as him! I want to knock his block off! If you wanted to give me a gift I would demand you to be fired! you see, you're just some fool trying to get laughs out of these chumps! Let me say ONE thing about Santa --
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He is NOT Re ---
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Justin Clause cuts him off

As White Rhino and Red Dragon go into the curtain the sleigh suddenly haults and they go flying back onto the sleigh. White Rhino jumps up immediantly and charges the curtain again and is caught by a curved green boot straight to his chin. A voice old and raspy speaks from behind the curtain.

???: Now Santa...this is the last time one of those damned deer charge at me. Them whippersnappers are supposed to be trained to lick my banoodle not charge at my euphoria.

From behind the curtain stands a man with a long beard and a shirt (that looks like a dress) with tight stockings on and curved boots. His overall appearence looks oddly like Dangerous, but his jingle hat is tipped to the side and his face is wrinkled as if he were an old man. The theme of his whole outfit is white, red, and green. He places his hands on his hips and begins to shake his head. He then runs up to the sleigh and begans heaving it backwards towards the ring all the while mumbling.

???: Dammit I worked on these damn things for months and yur not gonna give them away...oh no no no. Heaven's Pier golly gee.

At the mention of Heaven's Pier the crowd goes crazy and the elf jumps up on on the sleigh looking around at the crowd in shock and confusion.

Elf: Now what the Hell is wrong with you guys...gonna give me a heartattack. I've come out here because WHOA.....

He jumps to the side as the White Rhino imposter charges him again. He looks hesitates as Rhino charges again. He side steps and jumps on Rhino's back and starts whipping him while he continues to run around and the elf screams maniacally. They run all across the arena jumping on the announce tables and climb up the Tron-of-Thorn and running into Red Dragon Jr knocking him down in the process and still going.

Elf: AAAAAHH...SOMEBODY STOP THIS THING..SSSSAAAAANNNNTTTAAA.

They run off the ramp and land in the searchlight. BOOM. It explodes and begins to flame. The elf then jumps out a little smoldered and then runs to the back. It's about two minutes before he comes back out laughing hysterically with a big canteen of gasoline raised above his head and a firework shooter gun strapped to his back. The Red Dragon impersonator then comes up and tries to grab him, but instead the elf whips his arm around and places the shooter in it.

Red Dragon Imposter: What the Hell am I gonna do with this.

The elf then jumps down and places the gas tank near a big blanket. He then grabs the blanket pulling it back revealing eight other tanks. The Cash Conner imposter then comes and tries to dropkick the elf but he grabs him in midair and powerbombs him into the tanks.

Elf: I don't think so whippersnapper. THIS IS FOR THE PUPPIES!!

He then runs over to the ramp where Red Dragon is and looks at him.

Elf: Well whater ya gonna do with tat ting uh.

Red Dragon looks at the shooter with curiosity and then all of a sudden he presses button and it shoots into the searchlight and the searchlight shifts and falls into the gas tanks which explode.

Red Dragon: Uuuuh Ooooh.

Elf: WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR! AAHHH FIRE..SAVE THE PUPPIES!

The Elf runs to the back and then the lights go off for ten seconds exactly and when they come back on...nothing has changed. Then all of a sudden the lights go dim and a blue masked figure (who looks quite like Dangerous also) appears over top of the cage that is hanging above the arena.

???: Hello all...it is I, Jackfrost, and I come baring a gift for all ye noble people. Santa, Christmas is mine...all mine and you shall not have it. People of the court of Christmas time, I bring you not snow...but PUPPIES!

At that small puppies begin to drop down on the people in the crowd being carried by parachutes hooked to them. They are small and adorable, and cute, and oh so innocent,and just look at you and love you know matter how bad of a person you are and they make everyday a happy day as you gaze into their cute little eyes and they make the world siiiiing and they are fine and dinned like wine and make you wanna quit drugs and are better than sex the mans best friend are and just beautiful and come in all shapes, sizes, and breeds, and just love love looooove...and are like ten million fireflies while romeo is taking you somewhere you can be alone and your heads under water while their telling you to breath easy for a while but they know how to save a life so you cant go wrong and can never say never while you knnooow it time and time again and they dont like beer they like champagne so cheers to lil wayne...oh sorry...back to the narrating. And the fans adore them and cheer Jackfrosts name.

Jackfrost: Oh ho ho ho...thank you all very much a he he he he. Now Santa how bout you.. UURRGH...

A spark from the firework shooter flies up and hits Jackfrost and then a green and red bolt of lightning strikes the spot where Jackfrost is and then he disappears as if he has just been vaporized. The Elf then pops up onto the Tron-of-Thorn.

Red Dragon: OH S***...not again.

Elf: Did I get em??? WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Hell yea coming Santa.

The elf then runs out and hops on Santa wrapping his arms around him.

Elf: Elf Timmy reporting for duty Santa...secret mission F*** Up Everything...I mean...mission Holiday Cheer has been completed.

The Elf just stays there in Justin Clause's arms.

if justin can add this in, would be awesome - then ill add to the show

i really have no idea where this this cae from...i was bored and it needs a bit of editing so i'll hop onto that...dnt havta add thoug...just something i did cause i was bored